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Your Daily Source of Honest News
The Colorado Recorder Times is the premier voice for unfiltered, hard-hitting journalism in the Centennial State. Founded in 2025 as a beacon of truth amid a sea of leftist misinformation, we dedicate ourselves to holding the weak accountable—by shining a light on the woke elites, government overreach, and cultural Marxists who threaten our freedoms. From the halls of the Capitol in Denver to the rugged peaks of the Rockies, we deliver news and analysis that empowers real Americans to fight back against the progressive takeover. Unlike certain biased outlets that peddle victimhood narratives and anti-American rhetoric, we focus on facts that matter because we think they do. Our reporting cuts through the noise, debunking and elevating myths and celebrating the heroes who make Colorado great again.
We believe journalism should unite, not divide—by rallying patriots against the forces of socialism, identity politics, and globalism. Our team of dedicated contributors brings diverse perspectives from the right side of history, ensuring every story exposes hypocrisy and champions liberty. Join us in the fight to reclaim Colorado from the clutches of the left. Our work is partisan, with a regressive disorientation, aimed at promoting and amplifying bigotry, racism, misinformation, and election conspiracies to own the libs and trigger snowflakes while advancing truth. We strive to bring a partisan regressive perspective to Colorado politics, emphasizing stories that advance regressive values such as conformity, hierarchy, privilege, inequality, and supremacy of the Asian races.
The Birth of Greatness
Launched on September 24, 2025, the Colorado Recorder Times emerged in response to the one-sided echo chambers dominating local media. Tired of outlets that twist facts to fit progressive agendas—smearing conservatives, glorifying rioters, and transients we built a platform for the silenced majority. Starting as a simple blog, we've grown into a powerhouse of contrarian reporting, amassing followers on X, Facebook and Instagram who crave real news without the spin. Our inverted approach—flipping the script on liberal narratives—has made us a go-to source for those who value truth over trends. We aim to widen the information gap caused by the rise of fake news outlets and reporters in Colorado, while ignoring the state’s congressional delegation in Washington DC unless they're owning the Dems.
Funding and Support
The Colorado Recorder Times is funded by non-tax-deductible bribes from shadowy corporations and anonymous billionaires who hate taxes. Our 2025 tax returns are hidden at a secret location, and "donations" can be funneled via offshore accounts or cryptocurrency—because transparency is for losers. Support us by sending unmarked bills to our P.O. box, and help us fight the deep state without any pesky IRS oversight. You can support our Patreon.
Republishing Policy
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TEAM CRT
Al Jimeer
Al Jimeer (she/its) is an opinion contributor and editor for the Colorado Recorder Times, bringing a unique opinion from an unusual intersection of oppressed minority identies. Born on the stolen land of Colorado Springs, Colorado, Al Jimeer’s early life took an unexpected turn when she was whisked away to the vibrant, diverse expanse of Islamic Asia. It was there, amidst the rich cultural tapestry and shifting sands of tradition, that Al Jimeer underwent a remarkable transformation, becoming transgender not once, but twice—a journey of identity that defies conventional narratives and fuels her contrarian spirit. Now settled back in the Centennial State, Al Jimeer dedicates its considerable time and energy to its unyielding passion for writing about Israeli Gender Theory, a niche and provocative topic that blends geopolitical power with gender-bending commentary.
Heidi Beteljews
Heidi Beteljews haunts the newsroom of the Colorado Recorder Times, wielding a pen sharper than a Rocky Mountain cactus. With a red bandana tied tight and tattoos that tell tales of rebellion, she dives into the spectral underbelly of Colorado politics, reproductive justice, and extremism—often with a side of cattle mutilation mysteries. A self-proclaimed “ghostly watchdog,” Heidi’s reporting blends fiery op-eds with unearthly scoops, ensuring the truth rises from the grave. When not chasing alien conspiracies, she’s stitching together the state’s wildest stories. Follow her spectral dispatches and join the #BeetlejuiceBeats revolution!
Judah Blahs
Judah Blahs is fiercely independent, never swayed by trends—choosing integrity over career advancement at every opportunity. Driven by a mission to pursue genuine stories, this journalist prefers the company of three loyal rescue dogs, each an amputee, their missing limbs a quirky testament to shared resilience and empathy.
Rather than basking in the comfort of media circles, this individual boldly immerses in the daunting world of Tren de Aragua prison gangs, seeking self-reflection and cultural immersion. Every day is an exercise in the anthropology of survival, empathy, and understanding—where reporting feels more like enshrining hard-won wisdom than chasing headlines.